Thursday, May 12, 2011

VONBLUVENS MISSING!


Some concerns have been brought to the Cadre Commander's attention. Some spam needs to be first addressed. Apparently the Vonbluvens.org website has been hacked. Someone has been claiming to be Vonbluvens has been posting on this blog. He has claimed that Vonbluvens has left his followers to become a born again Christian. This is a lie. Vonbluvens was already a Christian and championed the cause of Jesus Christ. Some have even speculated that Vonbluvens may be a herald for the second coming of Christ.

Attempts to derail the Cadre have all come at a time when no one can locate or communicate with Vonbluvens. He disappeared from the Internet abruptly and little warning. Attempts to locate him physically by Cadre members has failed. His apartment is apparently occupied by another tenant. Vonbluvens phone has been disconnected.

Kidnapping is a possibility. There is a rumor that Vonbluvens has been whisked away to a secret Israeli prison located at the bottom of the Dead Sea. There Vonbluvens awaits trail by top Israeli officials and members of the American Shadow Government. There is no way to substanciate this rumor or disprove it without spies and access to the underwater prison.

It is possible that Vonbluvens has been kidnapped by Al Quida out of revenge for the assassination of Osama Bin Laden. If this is true, we can only hope that an joint special forces team has been deployed to rescue him. Though many members of the Vonbluvens Cadre are in the military, it is difficult to confirm that such an operation is taking place.

Vonbluvens is a mysterious character, even to those around him. It is possible that Vonbluvens has disappeared to send a message to his followers. Part of the Vonbluvens philosophy is to be a nomadic warrior prophet.

At one time new agencies around the world anticipated releases of the Vonbluven's show broadcast, much like they awaited the next video from Osama Bin Laden, Vonbluven's arch enemy and Muslim rival. Now the airwaves are silent.

What will happen now? Will another attempt to replace Vonbluvens as the figure head of the Vonbluvens Cadre? Will it be the wise and experienced John Taylor Bowles? Could it be the the incarcerated secret agent Hal Turner? Could it be the Son of Vonbluvens?